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Girl:Is dress ka
Girl:Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 kiss.Girl:Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper:10 kiss.Girl:Dono dress pack kar do,bill dadi dengi.
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1400 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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