Son:Me School nahi

Son:Me School nahi
Son:Me School nahi jaunga.Mom:kyu?Son:Naukri krunga.Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga.
  

Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1154 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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One person asks to another:bhai ye khushi kya hoti hai?Second person replies:pata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"
Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai..
HANSA: A Prafful wife ko BEGUM kyo kahete he? PRAFFUL: Are hansa shaadi ke baad sare GUM husband ko milte he or BIWI... BE GUM ho jati he!!
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Bhikari: Sahab ek rupya de do. Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupye k liye office kholu kya.
Bond was travelling in an Auto. Driver:7.50 huye Saab! Bond:Yeh lo 5 rupaye. Driver:Lekin baki ke 2.50? Bond:DHAI ANOTHER DAY.
Wife-"Main Maike ja Rahi hu,tumhe Tallak ki Notice Bhej Dungi!"Husband-"Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke mujhe Khush karne Ki Koshish mat kar..
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ‘zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma’!
Jinn-Hukm aka Man-Gharse dubai tak road banaJinn-Mushkil h,or koi kam Man-Wife ko agyakari or samajdar banaoJinn-Road single banani hai ya double.
Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di