gupta in Jail-Bachpan

gupta in Jail-Bachpan
gupta in Jail-Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aj ye din na dekna padta Mehta-Kya kehti thi maa? gup-Jb bat hi nai suni to kaise batau
  

Jan, 17 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     2908 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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