Chuha: 2 din ke

Chuha: 2 din ke
Chuha: 2 din ke liye teri chaddi dena, Hathi: Ha, Ha, Ha, Pahenega kya..??? Chuha: Nahi meri beti ki shaadi me mandap lagvana hE.
  

Jan, 17 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     2680 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI? Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado… Khali ladkiya bachti hai, baki sab ladke mar jate hai..
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.
WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena…
Ek Chota baby Apni Pregnent Mummy Se Puchta Hai Isme Kya Hai,MUMMY:Isme Pyara Baby Hai, BABY:Itna Pyara Thaa Toh KHAA Kyo Gayi…
Ladki ke baap ne vidai ke wazt dulhe se kaha beta hamari ijjat ab tumare hath me hai, Dulha bola: Chinta mat karo aaj hi loot lunga
Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap kab kush hote ho, Bhagawan:jab hindi film me vilan ladki ko pakadata hai tab ladki bolti hai please mujhe bhagawan ke liye chod do.
Air hostes pathan se,Sir,ap kya lena pasand karengePathn:Humare liye taveez wala chai lao,AHostes:Abey akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag he
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai?? JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai..
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai....
Ganja-Going On Road,Bird Shits On Head "Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Hua? Bhagwan-Bacha Tu itni Dhupme Ja Raha He,Maito Sirf Sunscreen Lotion Dala he.