WIFE: kyu ji! Jab

WIFE: kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pehente ho? HUSBANd: Doctor ne kaha hai jab SAR DARD aaye to Chasma pehen lena."

Jan, 17 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 1461 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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