Patni:Mei jab gaana

Patni:Mei jab gaana
Patni:Mei jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mei kyo chale jate ho Pati:kahi muhalle wale aisa na samjhe mei tumara gala daba raha hoon.
  

Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1500 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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