Man: me movie dekh

Man: me movie dekh
Man: me movie dekh rha tha usme chudel kabhi aage to kabhi pichhe chal rhi thi.. wife: konsi film Man: hamari shadi ki..
  

Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     1266 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Why do boys go to temple? B'cause temple is the only place where u can find pooja bhavana shradha aarti archana aradhana shanti Jyoti priti & finaly Trupti
How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge
2 sikh Soldiers capture a pakistani, gav him a dice & said-if u get 1,2,3,4,5 we'll kill u.Paki. askd-6 aya to?Sikh -luddio nahi kheli kya? dobara bari.
bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?Mummy: Nahi tobacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeepe1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.Wife Opens d Door.Sharabi asks Who r u? W:How dare u 4gt Ur Wife? He ans:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai
Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
Heights of laziness: Boy-Papa 1glass pani dedo. Papa-Khudlelo. Beta-Plz dedo. Papa-Ab manga to thappad dunga. Beta-Jab thapad dene aaoge to pani lete aana.
Son:Me School nahi jaunga.Mom:kyu?Son:Naukri krunga.Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga.
Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha.Wo pakad k kha gaya.Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha.Usne pakad k chinese se pucha : kharidoge kya ?
Teacher:Prove tht things compress wid cold & expand wid heat.Student:Sir, garmiyo ki chuttiya 45 hoti hai aur sardiyo me sikud ke 7 reh jati