Husband - Tumse Shaadi

Husband - Tumse Shaadi
Husband - Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.Wife - Woh Kya.?Husband - Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi.!
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1369 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Q. Who Is Girlfrnd ?Ans. Girlfrnd wo hoti hai,jo tok tok kar apki sari aadat badal de.Aur ek din kahe."Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe"
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hai......
Doctor:Agar kisi LADKI ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambikiss karo,Wo thiq ho jayegi..Student:"Par use attack kaise dilaye jaye?"
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
gupta in Jail-Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aj ye din na dekna padta Mehta-Kya kehti thi maa? gup-Jb bat hi nai suni to kaise batau
Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
Q: "Naari" ka matlab kya hai ?Ans: "Naari" ka matlab hai Shakti.Q: To phir "Purush" ka matlab kya hai ?Ans: very simple ..... "Sehan Shakti"
MunnaBhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
Lalu : Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai? Sardar : Gol karne ke liye. Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge?!
CIRCUIT :Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?Mummy: Nahi tobacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??