Girl: Jaan Mujhe

Girl: Jaan Mujhe Aise PURPOSE Karo Jaise Aaj Tk Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.. Boy: Kamini, I LOVE U,Mujhse Shadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Kambakht.!

Jan, 17 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1487 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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1 Medical student ne apni classmet ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha, Muje iska answer jarur dena. Ladki Ne Ans Diya Tumara blodgrp B+hai

Boy:Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.Gal:Nahi, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.Boy:To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Kid On 1st April: Kitchen Me Naukar, Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai. Mummy: Abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska. Kid:April Fool wo toh PAPA hai.

How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

Lalu : Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai? Sardar : Gol karne ke liye. Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge?!

Passengr 2 Bus-Conducto Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rahete Ho?Conductr- 24 Ghante!P- Wo Kaise?Cond- "8 Ghante BUS Me Baki 16 Ghante BIWI KE BAS ME"

boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.

Hathi ne chuhiya ko chheda Chuhiya hathi ki biwi k pas gai or boli samjha le apne mard ko,abhi to baaT aurto me he he, mard hamare ghar bi he

Beta:Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?Papa:Haan..Beta:Kis se hui??Papa:Bewkuf teri mummy se..!Beta:Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li..!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America . PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS : PAPPU!

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