BOY: Wud u mind dancing with me? GIRL: Sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti. BOY: Oh sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap PREGNANT hai ok u enjoy.......!
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....
Husband & wifehotel gae tabhi 1Lady ne Helo kiya,Wife-kaun thi wo?Hus-tum dimag kharab mt kro mai pehle hi pareshan hu k usko kya btaunga k tum kaun ho..
SHRAAB EK BIMARI HAI, JO SAMAJ KO BARBAAD KAR RAHI HAI, AAO MILKAR IS BIMARI KO KHATAM KARE, EK BOTTLE TUM KHATAM KARO, EK BOTTLE HUM KHATAM KARE. CHEERS....
REPORTELalu Ji. The poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear.LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTV dekhte ho? rich women bhi cloth nahi pehenti hai.Ye fashionwa hai.