Teacher: what is ur

Teacher: what is ur
Teacher: what is ur caste? Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye, hun haige sardarji.. ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!
  

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What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI? Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado… Khali ladkiya bachti hai, baki sab ladke mar jate hai..
Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.
marwadi on his death bed-My wife, r u here?yes i'm hereMy son?yes father. My daughter,r u here?yes i m dadTo phir saalo dukan par kaun hain???
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Premika-Me maa banne wali hun Premi-kya bakvas kar rahi ho? Premika-Bakvas nahi, me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumari maa banne wali hu.
SARDAR &SARDARNI were FIGHTING. SARDAR says:tu SAALI KUTTI! SARDARNI replies:tu SAALA KUTTA! the KIDS was near them said "HUM SALE PUPPY!
Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!! Sahab : kal Ana.. Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!
Circuit:Bhai Amrican Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai?Muna:DHOBIGHAT peCirt:Dhobighat boletoh?Muna:Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolneka
TEACHER:- Kabir ka koi doha sunaoo.?LITTLE MARWADI:-"Kabir saloo bewkoof, Doha diyo banaye, Khud to saloo Khisak gayoo, Mhane diyo fassaye."
Pati : What's hypnotism ?Patni : Kissi ko,apne vash me kar ke,uss se mann chaha kam karwana..,Pati : Arey nahi,usse toh shaadi kehte he.:
Girl:Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 kiss.Girl:Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper:10 kiss.Girl:Dono dress pack kar do,bill dadi dengi.
HANSA: A Prafful wife ko BEGUM kyo kahete he? PRAFFUL: Are hansa shaadi ke baad sare GUM husband ko milte he or BIWI... BE GUM ho jati he!!