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Sardar:Dr saab 2
Sardar:Dr saab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha. Dr:to ab kya hua.Sardar:hua to kuch nahi aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha AB NAHA LU KYA..?
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1288 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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1 Admi Apni biwi
1 Admi Apni biwi se bola-Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi.Is hisab se main 2 shadian or kr sakta hu.Biwi-Bas itna yad rakhna k Dropdi k 5 pati bhi they.
Luv and Kuch are
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
2 sikh Soldiers
2 sikh Soldiers capture a pakistani, gav him a dice & said-if u get 1,2,3,4,5 we'll kill u.Paki. askd-6 aya to?Sikh -luddio nahi kheli kya? dobara bari.
Munna : Abay Circuit!
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
Ek Dehati aurat
Ek Dehati aurat chequecash karwane bank gyi Clerk:Sign karo Aurat:Kaise?Clerk:Jaise khat kaakhir me karti ho She wrote:AAP K MUNNEKI MAA
Pappu ne Jungle
Pappu ne Jungle me ped pr Sanp(snak) ko latkte huve dkha Pappu-Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye
FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER"S
FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER"S LOVER-Main nahi chahta ke meri beti GADHE ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye. LOVER-Isiliye to me usey yaha se le jaa raha hoo."
Santa Beti ki shadi
Santa Beti ki shadi k liye 24saal ka ladka dekne gaya.Vaha se biwi ko fone kiya- oh gal sun!24 da koi munda ni milya.12-12 de 2 chalenge?
Jinn-Hukm aka
Jinn-Hukm aka Man-Gharse dubai tak road banaJinn-Mushkil h,or koi kam Man-Wife ko agyakari or samajdar banaoJinn-Road single banani hai ya double.
1dost:Agr Me
1dost:Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Me Apni Aadhi Zamee B Nahin Dekh Sakta!!2ra dost:Hamare Pas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi!!
Ek admi kabar par
Ek admi kabar par baitha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat kabar me garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya.
Passengr 2 Bus
Passengr 2 Bus-Conducto Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rahete Ho?Conductr- 24 Ghante!P- Wo Kaise?Cond- "8 Ghante BUS Me Baki 16 Ghante BIWI KE BAS ME"

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