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Teacher To Student
Teacher To Student: Tmhai'n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ? Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn
  
Jan, 17 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1259 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Sardar:Dr saab 2
Sardar:Dr saab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha. Dr:to ab kya hua.Sardar:hua to kuch nahi aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha AB NAHA LU KYA..?
A New Teacher Joins
A New Teacher Joins schoolHe Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain.
Beta:Papa apki
Beta:Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?Papa:Haan..Beta:Kis se hui??Papa:Bewkuf teri mummy se..!Beta:Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li..!
Pappu Ladki Dekhne
Pappu Ladki Dekhne Gaya,Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya..Pappu: Behanji,Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho?Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE..
What do you call
What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"
Munna : Abay Circuit!
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
Rang De Basanti dekhne
Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya. Friend asked:Why u r so much angry? Sard:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi....
Ek aadmi ki wife
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
WIFE: kyu ji! Jab
WIFE: kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pehente ho? HUSBANd: Doctor ne kaha hai jab SAR DARD aaye to Chasma pehen lena."
ricky drives into
ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.
Premika-Me maa
Premika-Me maa banne wali hun Premi-kya bakvas kar rahi ho? Premika-Bakvas nahi, me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumari maa banne wali hu.
Mareej ne achanak
Mareej ne achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? sabar se kaam lo beta,Main Doctor nhi, YAMRAJ hun"......"

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