One day RAVAN

One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock..! why...?? bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head

Jan, 17 2012 120 chars (1 sms) 1566 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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