1 Medical student

1 Medical student
1 Medical student ne apni classmet ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha, Muje iska answer jarur dena. Ladki Ne Ans Diya Tumara blodgrp B+hai
  

Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1385 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji "Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?"Bhajji slapped & said "DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA"""""
Police-chor se-" wada karo aagey se kabhi jeb nahi katoge !"Chor-"mai wada karta hun ab aagey se nahi balki pichhe se jeb katungA.."
Teachewhat is meant by "I MISS YOU" . . . . ~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai "Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasya se khush hu,bol kya chahiye?Man-D.J System dedo prabhu.S-Abe gadhe!D.J.hota to mai damru kyu bajata?
Why sindhis are banned from playing hockey and football? B' coz... corner milte hi DUKAN Khol dete hai...
Buddha Principal se:Zara BANTI ko bulado Principal:Aap kaon?Buddha:Uska dada Principal:Wo chhutti leker aapki MAYYAT me gaya hai.
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya. Friend asked:Why u r so much angry? Sard:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi....
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
MUNNA BHAI :Mamu, tu kitna padha hai?MAMU :B.A.MUNNA BHAI :Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta?
WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena…
A New Teacher Joins schoolHe Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain.