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A Chinese pair
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
  
Jan, 17 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     1352 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Pappu Ladki Dekhne
Pappu Ladki Dekhne Gaya,Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya..Pappu: Behanji,Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho?Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE..
SON- Papa, Sab
SON- Papa, Sab log Shaadi karke pareshan hai, to Shadi kyo karte hain? FATHER- Beta, Akl Badaam khane se nahi, Thokar khane se aati hai.
SHADDI k PEHLE ladka
SHADDI k PEHLE ladka:-"Darling !! tum nhi to mai nhi.Aur mai nhi to tum nhi.SHADDI k BAAD ladka:-"Bhootni! ajj ya to tu nahi ya me nahi.
Shaadi par wife boli
Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI
bikari : 50 paise
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
Tax Officr was
Tax Officr was laughing while auditing d return file of mallika sherawat, Another officr askd what hapnd?OfficeLaundry ka bil '7lack' bataya hai. :)--
Rang De Basanti dekhne
Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya. Friend asked:Why u r so much angry? Sard:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi....
Husband & wifehotel
Husband & wifehotel gae tabhi 1Lady ne Helo kiya,Wife-kaun thi wo?Hus-tum dimag kharab mt kro mai pehle hi pareshan hu k usko kya btaunga k tum kaun ho..
Ladki apne BF
Ladki apne BF se:Mera Bachha Mera Ladla Mera Sonu-monu Mujhse Shaadi karoge? Bolo Baby BF: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt.
Ek aadmi ki wife
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
Wife: "Sardarji aaj
Wife: "Sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo ki mere paseene nikal jaaye."Sardar gets up and switches off the fan..!
Ek Chota baby
Ek Chota baby Apni Pregnent Mummy Se Puchta Hai Isme Kya Hai,MUMMY:Isme Pyara Baby Hai, BABY:Itna Pyara Thaa Toh KHAA Kyo Gayi…

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