Pati : What's hypnotism

Pati : What's hypnotism
Pati : What's hypnotism ?Patni : Kissi ko,apne vash me kar ke,uss se mann chaha kam karwana..,Pati : Arey nahi,usse toh shaadi kehte he.:
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1342 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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