Man knocks at door.

Man knocks at door. 10yr old boy cums wid cigret in 1 hand & beer in other. Man-Papa ghar pe hai? Boy-Saale mujhe dekh k lag raha hai ki papa ghar pe honGE.

Jan, 17 2012 156 chars (1 sms) 1152 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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