What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"

WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena…

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai.Pucho kaise? Bhikhari Ko Pucha.. 1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega? bola- Khushi Se Mar Jaunga. Maine NHI DIYA

Lagta hai meri aankh me kuch gir gaya hai, dekho to..Premi: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai,kyu na use wahi rahne diya jaye mai dubunga to sahara dega.!!

Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.

1 Medical student ne apni classmet ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha, Muje iska answer jarur dena. Ladki Ne Ans Diya Tumara blodgrp B+hai

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

Girl: Jaan Mujhe Aise PURPOSE Karo Jaise Aaj Tk Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.. Boy: Kamini, I LOVE U,Mujhse Shadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Kambakht.!

Why do boys go to temple? B'cause temple is the only place where u can find pooja bhavana shradha aarti archana aradhana shanti Jyoti priti & finaly Trupti

TeacheSach aur Veham main kya faraq hai? Student: Aap jo humain padha rahi hain, wo sach hai, hum padh rahe hain, ye aapka

Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana, Girl: Priya ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhse Pyaar krega!

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."