Wife: Jab tum DESI

Wife: Jab tum DESI
Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.
  

Jan, 17 2012     162 chars (2 sms)     1393 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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TeacheAgar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye, To Zaroor Poori Hoti He.. Ramu- Rehne Do Teacher.. Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti!
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Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.Musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? Aadmi:Darne ki kya baat hai,andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya!
BHIKHARI:MAAI,EK RUPIYA DE DE!! 3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!MAI EK RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA, DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA hai
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.Wife Opens d Door.Sharabi asks Who r u? W:How dare u 4gt Ur Wife? He ans:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai
Passenger-Tumne mere jeb me hath kyu dala Somu-Muje Machis chahiye thi Pasen-Tum mujhse mang sakte the Somu-Me ajnabi s bat nhi karta..
Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN - Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.
Son: Dad idhar aa.. MotheAise nahi boltey beta... Daddy ko izzat ke saath bulate hain... Son: DAD izzat se idher aa..
Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di
Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasya se khush hu,bol kya chahiye?Man-D.J System dedo prabhu.S-Abe gadhe!D.J.hota to mai damru kyu bajata?
Q. Who Is Girlfrnd ?Ans. Girlfrnd wo hoti hai,jo tok tok kar apki sari aadat badal de.Aur ek din kahe."Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe"
SARDAAR : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI. AADMI : BAHUT YAAD AATI HOGI USKI FIR. SARDAAR : HAA YAAR BAHUT ACCHA DOST THA MERA.