once SANTA stopped

once SANTA stopped
once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
  

Jan, 17 2012     93 chars (1 sms)     788 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
Q. How did Santa cheat the railways?Ans: He bought the ticket and did'nt travel..!!
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
Santa: raat pados wali larki mere dream main ayi thiJeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho giSanta: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha
At the scene of accident a Man was crying "Oh god i hv lost my hand!". Santa: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiyeSardar:Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha mar to nahi jayega na!
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas. Banta Singh: Well, as you've been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
santa calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," comes an answer. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!
Santa took 18 more people with him to watch a film. On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...