My father dug the Suez Canal. Banta: That's nothing, have you heard of Dead Sea?Santa: Yes, I have.Banta: My dad killed it.

A sardar n his wife filed application on divorce. Judge asked how will u divide your 3 children. Sardar replied ok, we will apply next year.

Bikahari: shab khane de doSanta:Tamatar khaoB: shab roti de doS: tamatar khaoB: teek hai tamatar de doSanta's wife: ye totale hai bol rhe hai kama kar kho

Mngr:Y ru late?sardr:Sir on the way I saw my frnd& came in his vehicleMngr:u came here by vehicle,den y late?sardr:that is Road roller.

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...!

What do smart Santa and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.

Santa: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Banta: Post office

Publisher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!

santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? santa: No this is her husband speaking............

'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. D'I am not your son.' I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.