school me master

school me master ji ne santa se poochha: "mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??"santa:"kami-na.!!!"

Jan, 17 2012 131 chars (1 sms) 990 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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