Sardars friend slaps himSardar:U slapped me seriously or just for fun?Friend:SeriouslySardar:Then its ok, I dont like people making FUN OF ME!...

Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gayi hai...

Man askd Santa:why U prefer prepaid connection than postpaid?Santa: prepaid me bahut fayda hai,call k bad bill badneke bajay kuM Hota hai

SaNTA My mobile bill how much? Centre girl: Just dial 123 to know ur current bill. SANTA Stupid,not current bill My mobile bill..

SANTASamose K andar ka masala kha raha tha.BANTA:Yeh kya hai?SANTA:doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai!

KRISHNA Ki Jyoti Se Noor MiltahaiSbke Dilon Ko Surur Milta HaiJobhi Jata Hai Kanha Ke DwaarKuch Na Kuch Zarror Milta Hai JAI SHRI KRISHNA

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Teacher: Why are you late? santa: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? santa: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Santa went to mysore palace.Tourist guide : Santaji plz dont sit there, its TIPU SULTAN's chair.Santa : oye dont worry yaar i will get up when he comes.!!

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Sardarni Was Beating Sardar A Neighbour Asked: Kyun Mar Rahi Ho ? Sardni Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli, "The Person You Are Trying To Reach Is Currently Busy"

'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. D'I am not your son.' I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.