Three men discussing

Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot. Santa: I'm confused. I think she is cold but people say she's hot.

Jan, 17 2012 152 chars (1 sms) 788 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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