When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji, how far is land? Sardar-2kms. Italian jumps into the sea and asks.. Which direction? Sardarji…. Downwards!!!

What frustrated Banta when his wife gave birth to twins ? He wonders who is the father of the second son!

Sardar1- maine apni BV ko 12th pass karvaya,fir B.A fir M.A aur uski govtJob b lagva di,Ab or kya karu yar?Sardar2-acha sa ladka dekhkar shadi kar de.

Q. How did Santa cheat the railways?Ans: He bought the ticket and did'nt travel..!!

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar: "Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!! Only small babies!!!.

Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo. Wife:but why? Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20.

Before taking capsules banta cuts both ends of the capsules.Do u know why? To avoid side effects......

A sardarji had a daily routine, going to office in bus and then returning home by it. One day he got late for the bus to return home. He ran after the bus and reached home running and huffing. After reaching his house he told his wife that he had saved Rs.3 by running after the bus and reaching home. Instead of getting an acknowledgementhe got a huge slap from his wife. Sardarji was puzzled? He asked his wife that why did she slap him. Her reply was, 'Ig you had run after a taxi you could have saved Rs.70 instead of Rs.3!

Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months

An ASS,behind another ASS,behind that I,and behind me the whole NATION....A Sardar teaching his children the spelling of ASSASSINATION!!!