Do sardar railway station par,1st sardaKya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu? Enquiry Man: Nahi 2nd sardaKya main ja sakta hu?

Santa:Ladki ko "I love U" bolne ki sbse achhi jagah?Banta:Mandir Santa:wo kaise?Banta:kyoki waha unhone sandle nahi pahni hoti hai

Ek truck dusre truck ko khinckar le ja rha tha, ye dekkar sardar haskar lotpot hoke gir pada, aur bola ek rassi ka tukda uthakar le jane ke liye 2-2 truck..

Once a sardar goes 4 examination. After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers. Before he could have done anything more,the horrified superviser instantly appears and asks sardarji what's the problem? Sardarji replies-ITS WRITTEN ON THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "ANSWER IN BRIEF".

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Sardar mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.Bai ne kaha! Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya Ab aap hume khush karo.SARDAR utha or khud nachne laga..

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast

santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement

SaNTA Sitting in a bus stop,saw a truck pulling another truck by a rope.. He laughed& said"Baap re ek choti si rassi le jaane ke liye do lorry..!''

SaNTA My mobile bill how much? Centre girl: Just dial 123 to know ur current bill. SANTA Stupid,not current bill My mobile bill..

Santa always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:1. It helps saving revision time.2. He can keep a watch on himself.3. He likes combined studies