santa ko nadi paar

santa ko nadi paar jana tha,par samajh nahi aa raha tha kaise jaye.santa k nadi ke us paar banta dikhai diya.santa ne jor se pucha banta main us paar kaise ayun.Banta ne kaha tu us paar hi to hai.

Jan, 17 2012 196 chars (2 sms) 954 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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