Santa: Me tere liye rishta le kar aaya hu.Ladki B.COM he!Banta- 'Com' to jo marji ho.Par Ladki GRADUATE honi chahiye!

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Sardar K Beta Paida Hua. Wo Gusse Se Pagal Ho Gya Biwi Se Bola- Jaldi Bata Ye Kiski Aulaad Hai?Biwi - Apka Hai JiSardar- To Fir Ye Ganja Kaise Hai..

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"

A man to santa lets to play Chess.Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes....

Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.

santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: "2-3 yrs"

Santa singh driving a car, puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working. Banta singh: puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!!

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed. How can u escape if the room caught FIRE? SARDAR: very simple. Stop imagining

Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

Sardar has got a job of traffic police,But He was dismissed on the 1st day why?Becoz he fined an ambulance 4 overspeed.

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died. Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'