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Sardar owned a
Sardar owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed.Friend Asks:Why this?Banta:Bcoz married Man r more obedient
  

Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1709 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Salesman:Which soAp u use Santa:Babas SoAp,Babas Paste,babas BrushSm:Is BABA international Company ?Santa:No! Baba is My Room MAte.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Santa (Ladki ko chhedte huye)-Hor soniye ki haal hai?Ladki (Gusse mein)-Jo teri behan ka hai.Santa (Hass kar)-Woh toh pregnent hai...
What is Common between KRISHNA , RAAM , GAANDHI & JESUS ???? SaNTA replied : "They all are born on government holidays !