Santa: I have swallowed

Santa: I have swallowed
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
  

Jan, 17 2012     162 chars (2 sms)     1071 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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santa goes to Police st.& said ke koi mujko phone par dhamkata hai.Police:Kon?Sardar:B.S.N.L.wale,bolte hai bill na diya to Kaat dalenge.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark
Sardar ki maa mar gayi. 1admi-ma mujhe b lejati. 2-4aur bole-ma hume b lejati. Sardar-Chup hojao Saalo,ma kya sumo karke gayi he kya?
Wht is the limit of foolishness? Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter
Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
SANTA: Wat is d different between POETRY and ESSAY?BANTA: Any word said by girlfriend is poetry..!Anything said by wife is essay
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Santa was shopping in store.Salesman: Sir, would u like to use a pocket calculator?Santa: No thanx. I know how many pockets I have
TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga