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Santa’s friend gave
Santa’s friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not. santa fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd nite
  
Jan, 17 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     1048 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Interviewer: Sardar
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