man 2 Santa:Ur

man 2 Santa:Ur
man 2 Santa:Ur frnd is kising ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home n came back within half an hour n slapped d man n said:He's nt my frnd..
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1243 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardarni Was Beating Sardar A Neighbour Asked: Kyun Mar Rahi Ho ? Sardni Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli, "The Person You Are Trying To Reach Is Currently Busy"
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark
Santa asks his new girlfriend, what sort of books you are interested in? She replies: Cheque books.
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed. How can u escape if the room caught FIRE? SARDAR: very simple. Stop imagining
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher
sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekhaor apnay dost ko goli maar disardar ki biwi boli:-agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to 1 dinaap saray dost kho betho gay-
3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga
Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal