man 2 Santa:Ur

man 2 Santa:Ur
man 2 Santa:Ur frnd is kising ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home n came back within half an hour n slapped d man n said:He's nt my frnd..
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1444 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast
Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do! Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge: Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA kaise pehnuga
According 2 santa moon is more imp cos it gives light at night wen light is needed & sun gives light during d day wen light is not needed.
TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...
santa dies due to lighting and his dead body is found smiling. God asks Why? He replies, “Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.”
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Santa singh to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say 1 kiss ka 50RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.
Santa 1st time plane me baitha. plane runway pe chal raha tha, tabhi usne pilot ko thappad mara aur bola- mujhe der ho rahi hai aur tu by road jaa raha hai...
Son: Dad did you have a love marriage with mom? Santa: Yes son. How do you know? Son: Coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage and my date of birth.
Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta H, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H? Banta= Hota To Sher Hi Hu, Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He
Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
santa sent SMS 2 all friends "Oi, My mobile no. has been changed. Previously it ws nokia1100, Now its nokia2300. Hereafter send msgs 2 my new mobile!