man 2 Santa:Ur

man 2 Santa:Ur frnd is kising ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home n came back within half an hour n slapped d man n said:He's nt my frnd..

Jan, 17 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1267 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Banta: Marte waqt

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa:Kyunk iis Cement mein jaan hai.

Teacher: What should

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

santa opens his lunch

santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.

Santa was writing

Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast

Titanic K Sath Santa

Titanic K Sath Santa B Dub Rha Tha Or Hass B Rha Tha Banta:Oye Kyu Hass Rha He Santa:Shukr He MeNe ReTuRN TiCKeT Nhi Khrida

Santa: Itne kam marks?

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa at an Art Gallery

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Santa & Banta are

Santa & Banta are discussing.Santa: If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep.Banta: With me its the opposite. If i sleep, i can't drink Coffee..

Museum administrator

Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

Santa: My mother

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

santa: ek kilo gaaye

santa: ek kilo gaaye ka dhoodh dena.. banta: lekin tumhara bartan to bhut chhota hai.. santa: theek hai to fir bakri ka de do..

Sardar writing a letter

Sardar writing a letter:My sister had a baby ths morning. I havnt heard that its a boy or a girl,So i dnt knw whether i m uncle or aunty

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