man 2 Santa:Ur

man 2 Santa:Ur
man 2 Santa:Ur frnd is kising ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home n came back within half an hour n slapped d man n said:He's nt my frnd..
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1377 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months
How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.
Santa to banta,"oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai". Banta" vo is liye, ki agar tujhe ek forward karna ho to dusra to tere paas rehna chahiye".
Santa banta bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye, phir bhi bank loot liya.. Kaise? After all manager bhi sardar tha. bola gun kal dikha jana.
Hoarding on Sardar's xerox shop : "XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Teacher:Batao 'A' k baad kya ata hai?Santa thodi der sochne k baad bola..............."Kya Bolti tu..!"
Santa at petrol Pump-Bhai 1 rs Ka petrol dal de SalesMan:- Itna Sa Dalva kaha Jana Hai? Santa:- jana kaha hai,hum to aise hi piase udate hai
Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Banta: U cheated me. ShopkeepeNo, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio
Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti.Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge
Santa:Ladki ko "I love U" bolne ki sbse achhi jagah?Banta:Mandir Santa:wo kaise?Banta:kyoki waha unhone sandle nahi pahni hoti hai