'Take me to the 10th floor,'

'Take me to the 10th floor,'
'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. D'I am not your son.' I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.
  

Jan, 17 2012     332 chars (3 sms)     928 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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