Once santa was riding

Once santa was riding his cycle suddenly he slips and fells onto the ground. A young man who was passing nearby asks the sardar "oye paaji why did u slip." santa replies "no puttar that was only a joke."

Jan, 17 2012 203 chars (2 sms) 824 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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