Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta H, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H? Banta= Hota To Sher Hi Hu, Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa:Kyunk iis Cement mein jaan hai.

Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal

SANTA NE BIWI SEY POOCHA AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI.. KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA? BIWI: KUCH NAHI THODI SA JAL GAYA THA... ISLIYE BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA...

Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him. 'well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'

Sardar dials a no. and a girl picks up the phone.Sardar says: kaun?Girl: main geeta,aap kaun?Sardamain guru granth sahib.

Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This PacketSanta: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu;Brign this.Waiver; oh! You can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat

Sardar owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed.Friend Asks:Why this?Banta:Bcoz married Man r more obedient

Santa: Me tere liye rishta le kar aaya hu.Ladki B.COM he!Banta- 'Com' to jo marji ho.Par Ladki GRADUATE honi chahiye!

Sardar was riding a helicopter.Aftr sumtime it crashd! Frnd: What happnd? SardIt was cold at the top so I switchd off d helicopter fan."