What's Ford? Santa

What's Ford? Santa
What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
  

Jan, 17 2012     70 chars (1 sms)     1064 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardar traveling in plane, going 2 BangaloreWhile landing,he shouted"Banglore Banglore"Airhostess:"B silent"Sardr:Ok"anglore anglore
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
Once a sardar goes to a cloth store. He said to the owner bhai indian flag dikhana... Shopkeeper shows him some flags. Sardarji looks at them and thinks for a while and says something.........bhai isme aur colours dikhana!!!
It was Santa's weding aniversary. Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
Santa har sunday holi khelta tha1 admi ne pucha santa ji aap har sunday holi Q khelte ho ?santa :- OYE, SUNDAY MATLAB HOLI-DAY..
santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: "2-3 yrs"
Teacher :What do u call a person who cannot hear?Sardar:U cn cal him anything ,bcoz he cannot hear!
Sardar has got a job of traffic police,But He was dismissed on the 1st day why?Becoz he fined an ambulance 4 overspeed.
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Santa: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, nvr jealous and a great cook? Banta: "Afwaahh"!!
Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror