santa complained to

santa complained to
santa complained to police.Sir,all items are missing,except the Tv in my home.Police:How the thief did not take tv. Sardar: I was watching it
  

Jan, 17 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     1161 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekhaor apnay dost ko goli maar disardar ki biwi boli:-agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to 1 dinaap saray dost kho betho gay-
Why couldn't the santa write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" comes first...
Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
SANTA:Shaadi premika se mat karnaa.BANTA:Kyon?? SANTA:Kyoki,Shadi se pehle vo Romantic lagti aur baad me uska,ROM ROM ANTIC Lagta he!
Banta- Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa- Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Santa wanted to do a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? He went to Punjab and made a Local call.
A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice ....guess why? cuz der it was witten...'number dial karne se pehele do lagae'..!
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..?? Guess.?Ans:Tell Him That d Seats To London Are In d Middle ROW
santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
Pathologist:Ye urine sample nai,Apple juice hai!Santa's wife:Ek phone kar loon?Dr:Why?Wife:Santaji ko batana hai k urine botle unke tiffin me chali gayi hai