santa saw that his friend banta was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Santa . "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." " But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too

Santa singh: me paida mumbai me hua magar padai chennai me ki. Banta singh: phir to school aane jaane me bahut der lagti hogi.

What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is 18 yrs old

After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

Sardar Son: Daddy! My stomach is paining. Sardar:That's because your stomach is empty. Sardarson: Oh! Now I understand Why you always have headache.

SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!...

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....