Santa (Ladki ko chhedte huye)-Hor soniye ki haal hai?Ladki (Gusse mein)-Jo teri behan ka hai.Santa (Hass kar)-Woh toh pregnent hai...

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Sardar watching TV with WifeWife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?"Sardar"I would have watch TV with candle

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.4.Threat:When I am on tour

Santa singh busy removing a wheel From auto,person asks sardar y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Sardar:cant u read,"parking for2 wheeler only.

Santa 2 pandit: ye tere sir par choti kyu? Pandit: Ye mera ANTENA hai, Isse muje vichar aate hai. Santa: Kamal hai yaha to Dish Tv hai to bhi nahi aate..

Santa to Papa- Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai?Papa-kahi bhagwan unhe pehchan k Autograph na maang le

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died. Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

Santa: Whats the name of your car?Banta: I dont know.. but it starts with T Santa: Kamaal Hai... My Car starts with Petrol..

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja

What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is 18 yrs old

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.