Q: How did Santa cheat the

Q: How did Santa cheat the
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
  

Jan, 17 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     999 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
Santa & Lion How can a Santa kill a Lion?Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Santa got an sms from hisgirlfriend...."I MISS YOU"Santa replied..."I Mr. U
Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror
SANTA WENT TO THE SHOP AND ASKEDI'd like some vitamins for my son. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Santa Any will do, my son doesn't know the alphabet yet!!.
SANTA hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha?? KYO SANTA: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Lil Banta: I'd never go to either place again!
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.