Lil Banta: I dreamed

Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas. Banta Singh: Well, as you've been a good boy lately, you may keep it.

Jan, 17 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 922 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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