Santa standing on

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform

Jan, 17 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 915 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Wife-bathroom k

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2 Srdr brothers appeard

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Santa had twins;

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Santa singh: me paida

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Ek baar Santa Gangubai

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Sardar ki maa mar

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Santa : May I come in

Santa : May I come in sir?Interviewer : Wait please...Santa : 75 kg sir!

just imagine u r

just imagine u r in the 3rd floor. It catches fire. How will u escape?" santa: "it is very simple i will stop my imagination

How do you make

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.

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