Santa standing on

Santa standing on
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform
  

Jan, 17 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     761 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Banta going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"banta gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Santa to nurse-I luv u tumne mera dil chura liya hai,Nurse-Chal jhutha humne to sirf kidney churayi hai dil ko to hath bhi nahi lagaya…
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.
Sardar apni biwi ko Dr. Ke pas dikhane le gaya, Aur Dr. Ko khub mara, sabne pucha kya hua Sardarji. Sardar bola, Dr. Bolta hai meri biwi ka BP dekhna hai
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Santa drives in2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. Police: Oye tainu No ENTRY da board dekha nai? Santa" Oye!Mainu lagga film poster hai
Mngr:Y ru late?sardr:Sir on the way I saw my frnd& came in his vehicleMngr:u came here by vehicle,den y late?sardr:that is Road roller.
Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota haiMan:wo kaise?Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!
SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !
It was Santa's weding aniversary. Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
How does a sardarji dial 9844498444? First he dials 98444 and then presses 'REDIAL'...! Intelligent sardar...