A sardar looking at d sky asks anothr sardaIs that the sun or d moon?Othr sardar replies: Oye! No Idea. Im new to this c..

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?

santa-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai banta:kaise? santa:Mene"I Luv U"kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai

Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe!! Banta-Oye, Kutte ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti. Santa-Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.

Santa singhji got a new job:1st day he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did til eveng? santa:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i made it correct.

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

SArdar Asks TAxi Driver:"Golden temple JAoge?"Driver:"HAan Jaonga."sardar gAve him 5 Rs&said:"Mere liye PRASAD lAna"!!

Sardar givs dictation test 4 students,last bench stdnt say: we r not able to hear sir, sardaok i'll write on the board.,..

2 Srdr brothers appeard 4exam1st writes fathr's name as Daljit singh2nd writs Manjit singh.TEACHER-whats this?SRDR-otherwise u say v copied...

Police santa ke ghar ki talashi lene aayi-"Khabar hai ke apke ghar me visphotak saamagari hai"SANTA-"Ha Sir, Par Wo Maike gayi hui hai..

Once a sardar goes 4 examination. After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers. Before he could have done anything more,the horrified superviser instantly appears and asks sardarji what's the problem? Sardarji replies-ITS WRITTEN ON THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "ANSWER IN BRIEF".