Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform
santa to his friend: yaar mujhay zara apna e-mail id aur password sms kar mera account nahi khul raha banta sends an sms: id-- cool_bantasingh@ya password---- ************ mera password kisi nu dassi naa
Santa 1st time plane me baitha. plane runway pe chal raha tha, tabhi usne pilot ko thappad mara aur bola- mujhe der ho rahi hai aur tu by road jaa raha hai...
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
santa : "I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man." Friend : "Did u follow them inside?" "No yaar," replied santa "I had already SEEN the Movie !"
