Pappu was writing

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Jan, 17 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 853 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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