What is the similarity

What is the similarity
What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.
  

Jan, 19 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     835 views       Naughty

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What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.
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