Missing U is nt

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Missing U is nt
Missing U is nt a game 2 play,missing U is not a word 2 say,missing U does nt start in April nd end in May,missing U is a pain dat i fel every day…
  
Jan, 19 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1558 views       Naughty

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