Missing U is nt

Missing U is nt a game 2 play,missing U is not a word 2 say,missing U does nt start in April nd end in May,missing U is a pain dat i fel every day…

Jan, 19 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 1594 views Naughty

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Hubby-Wud u

Hubby-Wud u ever hire a detective 2 check if I was cheating on u?Wife-Ya,but not 2 find out who d woman is,but 2 find out how u satisfy her!

Heard d latest

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Earlier bosses used

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Deepa Mehta made

Deepa Mehta made a film on lesbians & named it 'Fire'. Now she is making another film on homosexuals. Can u guess the name......'Backfire'

Judge: You are Accused

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:A beautiful girl

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HUSBAND-Shall v

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Sari dunia krti

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Touch it gentlyPut

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An actress was

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Missing U is nt

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