Srdr biwi k

Srdr biwi k
Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai. Gusse me bola: Uth santo, aisi jgah kam nahi krna jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.
  

Jan, 19 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1373 views       Naughty

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