Doctor,s wife

Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.

Jan, 19 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 1879 views Naughty

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Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-

Recession in the

Recession in the world is so bad & serious that majority of the people have started sleeping with their own wives.

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Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day

Heard d latest

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