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Doctor,s wife
Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.
  
Jan, 19 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     2032 views       Naughty

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