Sardarni came

Sardarni came

Sardarni came naked to serve halwa to guests.Sardar screamed: what r u doing? Sardarni: Cooking book mein likha tha "serve HOT without DRESSING..!!"

Jan, 19 2012 148 chars (1 sms) 1054 views Naughty

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