Hubby-Wud u

Hubby-Wud u
Hubby-Wud u ever hire a detective 2 check if I was cheating on u?Wife-Ya,but not 2 find out who d woman is,but 2 find out how u satisfy her!
  

Jan, 19 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1118 views       Naughty

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