Hubby-Wud u

Hubby-Wud u
Hubby-Wud u ever hire a detective 2 check if I was cheating on u?Wife-Ya,but not 2 find out who d woman is,but 2 find out how u satisfy her!
  

Jan, 19 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1237 views       Naughty

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Hubby-Wud u ever hire a detective 2 check if I was cheating on u?Wife-Ya,but not 2 find out who d woman is,but 2 find out how u satisfy her!
Mom told her daughter of 17yrs Beta its time that we must discuss abt sex. Daughter told OK MOM WHAT U WANT TO KNOW abt sex?
most of d girls r like an Internet Virus: they ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets TRANSFER money EDIT ur mind DOWNLOAD their problems DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4EVER
Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.
What is diffrnce betwn "Aadmi" aur "Aaurat". Aaurat ek hi Aadmi se bahut saari ummide karti hai aur Aadmi bahut saari aurato se ek hi ummid karta hai ;-
Q: What is the difference b/w a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?A: One is trying to die....... the other is dying to try!
Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!
Sardarni came naked to serve halwa to guests.Sardar screamed: what r u doing? Sardarni: Cooking book mein likha tha "serve HOT without DRESSING..!!"
HOW Do You SAY-'TOPLESS' in URDU…???????????????Ans:-KHULE AAM…
In breast stroke swiming competition French woman came 1st & English woman came 2nd. Our Banto came last. She complained - its unfair, those 2 used their arms !
BIPASA desh k har nagrik ko milni chahiye Bipasa ko pana hamara adhikar hai Bipasa har shaher/ gav ko milni chahiye BIPASA: BI=BIJALI PA=PANI SA=SADAK.
SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.