Girl: Tumne mujh

Girl: Tumne mujh
Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!
  

Jan, 19 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     901 views       Naughty

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