Santa on KBCAmitabh

Santa on KBCAmitabh
Santa on KBCAmitabh- For 10 lacs, what is the colour of ur wifeA's panty?Santa Can I use my life line Phone a friend?
  

Jan, 19 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1089 views       Naughty

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Santa on KBCAmitabh- For 10 lacs, what is the colour of ur wifeA's panty?Santa Can I use my life line Phone a friend?
ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME. Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"
Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.
Sardarni came naked to serve halwa to guests.Sardar screamed: what r u doing? Sardarni: Cooking book mein likha tha "serve HOT without DRESSING..!!"
Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi
SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.
Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...
July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":
Ek bus me ladko or ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls-hum tumko haraa kar dikhayenge.Boyz-hum haar gaye,chalo ab dikhao..
AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.
We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!