What is diffrnce betwn

What is diffrnce betwn
What is diffrnce betwn "Aadmi" aur "Aaurat". Aaurat ek hi Aadmi se bahut saari ummide karti hai aur Aadmi bahut saari aurato se ek hi ummid karta hai ;-
  

Jan, 19 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1035 views       Naughty

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