What is diffrnce betwn

What is diffrnce betwn "Aadmi" aur "Aaurat". Aaurat ek hi Aadmi se bahut saari ummide karti hai aur Aadmi bahut saari aurato se ek hi ummid karta hai ;-

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A priest saw

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

SAAS:Aane do bete

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.

Mallika's T-shirt

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

HUSBAND-Shall v

HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite WiFE-Xcellent Idea,U Stand At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes & I'll Lie oN D SoFA & Watch DTV

Notice in aSex

Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...

Chemistry ki class

Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day

Man 2 Dr

Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""

:A beautiful girl

:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study

One lady: Did

One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!

'lovers went 2

'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND

Girl: Tumne mujh

Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!

A Boy got Job

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi

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